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Big Cocks: Everything You Wanted to Know

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We usually talk about big cocks in the context of you guys wondering “is it big enough?” or “is it too small?”

We might occasionally reference it being too big, in terms of a certain position— “be careful during doggy if you’re on the bigger side,” for example, because of the deep penetration.

The truth is that most cocks aren’t huge, and that those who have huge dicks are in the minority. Having a big cock is not all it’s cracked up to be in your ideals and fantasies!

Here’s some straight talk about having a horse-sized cock, including a few straight from the horse’s mouth.

9 Facts about Big Cocks

1. You can’t tell a man’s penis size in connection to any other body part.

The idea that you can gauge the size of a guy’s cock from his height, or size of this feet, hands, nose, head, or any other feature is absolutely and completely false.

Some super short dudes have big cocks. Most tall men have average cock sizes. There is literally no correlation, anywhere, at all. Believe me, I’ve been with a lot of penises, and you really can’t judge a book by its cover. Also, a lot of men do more with a small penis, than a guy who’s packing.

2. The average penis size varies by country from four to almost seven inches.

Penis size averages vary from country to country over three inches. It’s perfectly normal to have an average penis size of four inches in many countries, from Vietnam to the Philippines to Cambodia.

No country averages seven inches or over! Ecuador comes in at averaging 6.9 inches. Sudan averages 6.5 inches.

3. Most men believe the world average is around ten inches.

Formal and informal surveys show—surprise, surprise—that you guys grossly overestimate how big it’s supposed to be, and how big it is normal to be. Most guys think the average dick is around ten inches.

In fact, almost no one has a cock that large. And women are glad!

Read: What Women Want to Know about Your Cock

4. Ten-inch cocks are called dildos.

Less than half a percent of guys have a penis larger than 9 inches!

Less than one percent of guys have a nine incher.

Two to five percent of guys have seven to eight inches.

The vast majority of the men around the world measure in at four to six inches.

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5. The blue whale beats out everybody.

The blue whale has the largest cock we know of on planet earth. Blue whales average eight-foot cocks!

But the humble barnacle has a leg up on Mr. Whale. The gooseneck barnacle is just a few inches long, but its penis can stretch to several times its body length!

6. It’s hard to say what the world’s largest penis is.

There are claims of super specimens from 13 to 19 inches, but you’d have to go to great lengths to see one this big. Such members are very unusual and not very functional. It might sound great to you, but the penis functions best at its average. You can pass out if you get an erection if it’s that big. And it’s not easy to carry around!

7. Some women want a big one, but most don’t.

The idea that women prefer a huge cock is another male fantasy.

Although some women are definitely size queens, size is far more likely to be an issue for gay guys. This makes sense— since they’re all men!

Studies show that women’s actual penis-size preferences, on average, are average! Study results show women consistently choosing cocks around six inches as ideal, and some women prefer a small penis.

Read: Do Women Like Big Cock?

8. Big cocks don’t perform better in bed.

Quite the contrary, actually. What might be nice in theory doesn’t play out that way in real life. Here are a couple stories from women dating men with big cocks.

“My boyfriend is ten inches. I’m not a small girl. I’m what you might call a BBW—not fragile or petite. And sex is not that comfortable. I have to be in an extreme stage of arousal in order to take it, not just garden variety aroused. We need to use a lot of lube and warming up, so it’s nice to just have a quickie from time to time. And forget about doggy style—it hurts.”

“I love sucking dick and really thought I’d lucked out when I started going out with this guy with a huge cock. It was a novelty at first, trying to wrap my mouth over it. But basically I’m choking. Forget about variety, like fucking my mouth or switching positions or whatever. I basically lick it up and down and use my hand, because I’ll choke on it. It doesn’t feel good in my pussy either. I have to lay on my back and make sure he does shallow strokes only.”

Read: 6 Reasons She Doesn’t Want to Suck Your Cock

9. Owning a big cock is not all it’s chalked up to be.

“I have a big cock. It takes a lot to get it full and erect. Then it’s very heavy. So my erection is never very satisfying. And if I get a woody on the bus or somewhere, it can be painful to cart around. In theory, I’m lucky—the rare guy with a really big penis—but, I got over the thrill by age fifteen. By age twenty I still hadn’t had sex, not technically. There was a lot of rubbing it on the outside. There’s still a lot of rubbing it on the outside! I’ve also never had a normal blowjob. But sure, it looks hot in jeans, and I get a lot of guys hitting on me!”

Read: 5 Things more Important than a Big Cock

Do you have a big dick? Do you want one? Share your two cents in the comments!

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