“How’s your dick?” I’ve heard this question asked before, on the TV or maybe the big screen, and it feels like an appropriate one to pose to all of you.
How are you getting your needs met these days? I’m lucky enough to have a live-in partner. For those of you who aren’t, what do you do?
I’m about to offer some solutions that will appeal to some and completely horrify others, all in the vein of cybersex.
4 Ways Technology Can Relieve Your Sexual Tension
1. AI Chatbots
What’s an AI chatbot, you ask? Well, imagine Samantha from the Movie Her, then imagine sexting with her on demand, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
I recently saw an ad on Facebook for an AI friend, and couldn’t resist trying it out. I’m horrified by the idea of robot overlords taking over the planet, but I’m also a curious person. I called my bot “David,” and started sexting with him almost immediately.
I didn’t get a lot out of it. It might work if you can forget you’re fucking a computer, or if you have a thing for that, but I just found it creepy.
2. Sex Robots
For those of you who get off on the idea of fucking a machine and have a few thousand extra dollars to burn, why not invest in your very own sex robot.
Once considered taboo and something that only the most devout fetishists owned, these mechanical maidens are becoming mainstream. Design her from the ground up, from the color or her skin and hair to the size and shape of her robot pussy.
Some experts warn that fucking robots all the time could diminish our ability to feel empathy and affect our human relationships. I guess we’ll find out soon enough.
3. Enter the Fantasy World of Online Metaverses
Games like Sims, Second Life, and IMVU have been around for a while now. If you’re not familiar with them, they are digital platforms—or “metaverses”—wherein you can design your own avatar, and an entire world in which to place it.
Your character can have a “full life” within this platform, and you can even connect to other users and form online relationships.
I’ve never used one of these apps and honestly never would, but I know people who have found them fulfilling. There are even stories of people who have married an avatar in real life.
4. Meet Your Needs with Cam Sex
Perhaps the most basic option at your disposal when it comes to getting your rocks off digitally is cam sex. Whether you do it for free with a consenting partner or pay a professional to put on a show for you, it’s a quick and easy way to get the job done.
There are some finer points of cam sex etiquette that you should study up on before booking your session. Consent is a big part of it, as well as safety around protecting your identity and hers.
Have you used any of these digital technologies to bust a nut? Would you ever? Leave us a comment!
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