Would You Like to Biggiesize Your Order?
Ah, the age-old question—does cock-size matter? Ask most women and you’ll pretty much get the same response: Even a small cock hits the g-spot, fucks you silly, makes you cum, gets you pregnant.
So, technically, the answer is no, cock-size does not matter.
But (and this will be hard to discuss in a way that won’t offend or sound really unfair to guys with smaller cocks) women can’t help getting swept away by what I’ve often heard them refer to as “a gorgeous cock”. What they mean are, The Big Ones.
Although women are (and they are, they are!) satisfied by Weenies, on a drunken Friday night after a bad week your female co-workers (now plastered) will tell you how they really feel about the attractions of a big cock (if not advantages).
– Big cocks look good. Like a movie star. “He had such a gorgeous cock!”
– Extra length/girth won’t necessarily affect the g-spot, but it does briefly take your breath away.
– Ever watch small-cock porn? Of course not. Who would?
– When a first date whips out his cock, no woman will ever declare, “Nice weenie!” Only Biggies get reactions.
These are all pretty shallow considerations. None reflect what a cock can/can’t do to get a woman off. But, still. Just like little green men from outer space, you’re crazy not to believe they’re out there. Women—do—have—these—conversations!
I swear I don’t say this to boast, but merely as an example from personal experience: my own cock is above-average size, and without exception it becomes a show-stopper during The First-Date Cock-Reveal. It’s not the biggest cock ever but certainly worthy. And I confess, I eat up the attention.
But here’s a humbling perspective: A big cock runs the risk of not being able to stay as hard as easily as a small cock (so much more blood is required!). Simple fact. And a big flaccid cock will never impress a woman.
In which case, “size matters” might actually mean something, afterall: small cocks have a better chance of delivering the goods. And that’s something to be exited about!
…if you’re stuck with a weenie, that is.
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