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Q: I need to meet a hot horny housewife – Allen

A: Hi Allen… this is the shortest question on Hookup Help I’ve ever answered (please dear readers, send as much information you can when asking a question.) Even though the question had little detail, I felt it was something many men are interested in. When your dating or sexual interests are very specific, in this case housewives, your best bet is to look at online dating sites. This can be a tame, mainstream site like OKCupid where you can state in your profile what you’re looking for, or a site geared specifically to your niche interest such as Sweet Discreet. For housewives I would suggest the latter, as you would likely prefer more discretion, especially if your housewife is married or not in a relationship that is open. Here’s a few more helpful tips to find what you’re looking for…

Do’s and Don’ts about Hooking Up with Housewives

Do

1. …know that it will take a little perseverance and discretion in finding a housewife who wants to meet and hookup with a stranger. Let’s hope you have some online flirting skills.

2. …be upfront when you meet a woman in person or online about exactly what you’re interested in. Just sex? That’s fine, just don’t promise something else, if that’s all you want.

3. …respect her situation. She may just want a one night stand or a booty call arrangement. Most housewives have families, so you’ll want to be flexible.

Don’t

1. …show up at her house, ever, unless you’ve been invited. Hooking up with housewives are best done on the down low.

2. …ask too many questions about her situation, unless she wants to talk. Most horny housewives who want to hookup, also want no strings attached.

3. …expect a serious relationship. There’s always the chance of feelings developing (not just yours), and that’s why those back-and-forth early exchanges are so important. Lay your cards on the table right away.

Read: Tips for Dating Single Moms

Readers: What do you think about hooking up with a housewife? Any tips you can share?

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