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Praise the Pussy: Vag-ucate Yourself

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I’m lucky in that my partner is what I would call “vag-ucated.” In other words, he possesses an incredibly sexy understanding of—and, dare I say—appreciation for my lady zone in all its glory. Conversations with some of my friends, however, reveal that not all guys share this all-embracing philosophy. Some are fair weather friends to the vagina, which is frankly kind of hurtful and shitty. So guys, trust me when I say, if you want to enjoy all the benefits of sex, especially on a regular basis, it’ll serve you well to practice radical vaginal acceptance. Start by following these suggestions and before you know it, you’ll be a sexy, vag-ucated stud! Or at the very least, you’ll know an awful lot about vaginas.

Educate Yourself. Just Don’t Use Porn as Your Teacher
Contrary to what you might see on film, the vagina is not a real-life Fleshlight. It isn’t always ready to go. It isn’t naturally hairless, and (brace yourself) it doesn’t even need to be in order for you to enjoy it to its fullest! It is the finishing point for an entire hormonal triathlon that takes place every month, so sometimes it’s a little busy… how shall I say… handing out the red ribbons? Technically, menstruation signals the start of a woman’s cycle, but you know what I mean. Take a moment to revisit the stuff you learned in health class and remember that a vagina is not just a hole in which to shove your dick, but a freakin’ miracle of nature!

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Offer Your Support if Needed
Few things are hotter than the sight of a man holding a box of tampons. Don’t be afraid to go to the store for your girlfriend if she’s too doubled over with cramps to go there herself. Maybe even go that extra mile and purchase some feminine supplies to keep at your place, just in case of emergency. Also, try to avoid “period shaming.” Making your partner feel at all gross or dirty for bleeding out of her vagina is not cool. If you prefer to abstain from sex while she’s on her period (for religious reasons or otherwise) that’s fine. But don’t make a big deal out of it. And don’t suggest she’s “on the rag” every time she expresses an emotional opinion.

Be Understanding if Your Partner’s Vagina Is “Closed for Maintenance”
This is a touchy subject that I know is a bit of a boner killer but bear with me. The vagina is a complex ecosystem that sometimes gets thrown out of balance. Diet and lifestyle have a lot to do with it, but sometimes just sex, or oral play with a new partner is enough to disrupt the pH, or trigger a bladder or yeast infection. Maintaining the health of one’s vagina is sometimes tricky. Have you ever tried to maintain a swimming pool? Yeah… that was a simplistic analogy but hopefully it gets the point across. Sometimes conditions in Vaginaland aren’t ideal for fun time, and your partner may or may not wish to share that! She might simply tell you that she’s not into having sex at the moment but that’s okay! Why? Because as the vag-ucated man you are, you know that it’s cool if she just wants to cuddle.

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